November 11, 1999 Two and a half months before the release of "Two Against Nature"  Dr. Wu's Remedy for "Mycoxaphalia"... or Mrs. Wu's      Do you know? Harden your attitude Stiffen your resolve Steel yourself for the second coming   Viagra is illegal in much of Southeast Asia    A cock-solid investment   Bake shops there sell Blackmarket Viagra...    get more bone than your dog ...in blue cakes    burn your candle at both ends gives you plenty of wick...  Maybe we all need a little blue cake    get your slice of the action Can you eat your cake... ...and have it too?    you can't have your cake and eat it too  ...actually, we really need the new steely dan album   light the candle put the lock upon the door...  [in the mean time]  R e c i p e

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Serves two or more

CAKE 2 eggs from vegen-fed hens 1/3 cup fresh butter 1/3 cup whole organic milk 2 cups whole wheat cake flour 30 drops FD & C Blue 1 2 cups fresh Viagra Beat ingrediates gently but rapidly with whisk until stiff. Pour into greased pan. Bake slowly in hot oven until done. Release from pan when finished.

FROSTING 2 cups of butter creme 1/2 cup powdered cane sugar 20 drops FD & C Blue 1 1/8 cup whole organic milk Again, beat ingrediates gently but rapidly with whisk until stiff and well mixed. Smooth over cake with rounded knife in gentle circular motions. Decorate liberally with Viagra tablets and silver non-perils. Insert candle and light.

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